im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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