can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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