I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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