omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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