Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I touched a dick in church today
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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