Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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