I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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