careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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