So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
