Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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