id be glad to
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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