She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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