Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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