i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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