yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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