I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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