just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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