I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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