I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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