Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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