like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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