Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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