Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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