I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
