Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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