Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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