I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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