you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
do nipples grow back?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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