normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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