I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
