You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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