Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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