Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
This is the high leading the old right now
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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