so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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