what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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