oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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