she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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