So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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