i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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