the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Randomize
