I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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