okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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