I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
accomplished twins. life is a go
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
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