I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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