It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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