Dual....:-)
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Randomize
