Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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