absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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