love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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