Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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