Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i drank out of a bidet.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
The ass gains better be worth it
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