god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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