I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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