You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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